Garden

My garden has grown this is it now (well July) this is how it looked last
September,

This is the Dementor, a sweet looking litte old lady, she has taken our summer, we have spent the summer on the M4, in the car I hasn't had time to blog or the inclination I have been too busy looking after AB she is hiding being sad, Its the sad that makes peoples eyes change colour from blue to gray. the dementor takes the sparkle off AB, . Granny the dementors real name can't use shopping metal and paper or remember what she has been doing but can tell you about thisng a L-O-N-G time gone

MAn is in China and Japan, her back hurts because the physio keeps pulling her around, she only went there with a sore foot, she sleeps all afternoon after she has been there walks are not as long and she thinks she is getting FAT.

The Dementor is very very nice to me and feeds me bits of kit kat,

She has been in hospitla, dogs cant go in ther too many germs ( not on the dogs I have to add).

Aunty Debbie found a special place for the Dementor with activitys and lots of other old people who drink sherry on Sunday mornings, it costs almost £1000 per week, It costs £10 per day for me to stay with Debbie do Dog and I cna do lots of Barking, playing and get walks. Granny (the dementor can go out on a bus for trips and won't, she wees on the chair and doesnt get in trouble. The home doesnt smell of wee and cabage not like the one in Worthing where the VERY old lady was. The VEry Old Lady keeps trying to check out from life and the changes her mind. There is now a plan in place for when she does, it has somthing to do wiht the no lap time black skirt, PSB says when she goes hes having a balzer!

When I get old and confused and wee everywhere I will go to the vet he will give me the big sleep, I don't know why granny and the very old lady are not given it, It seems so cruel when all they say is that they would like to join Grandman and Grandad and all the others that have gone before them.............................................

Changing rooms

so they yellow truck came and left parcels, The parcels were unwrapped and put togther with our any fuss and it looks like this, everything neet and tidy

tic tick tickty tick tick the carpet has gone and now I sound like a BluebellGirl as I run over the wooden floor. AB is thrilled as she hated the carpet it worked like an early warning system for a migrain as the patterns made her grumpy. You can see my sheepy infront of the fire, its been too warm to have the fire lit.

The Ikea van came today carrying boxes Not too sure what is in them but they looked heavy and there were 16..........

the house of tiny people

look! I told you, a big small house with tiny people in. They have a piano, two cats,and another small house for the children to play with.

They need a table in the kitchen, the children are savages eating their supper on their laps on the sofa, at least they don't have a TV, there are some standards,

Things will change when AB builds the basement then they will have a dinning room, and tiny winy knives and forks that don't cut up the food with no smell that won't come off the plate.

Today I am HIGH MAINTENANCE HOUND,

two days ago I turned out the bin and ate roast pork, westies tummy's don't like roast pork! It was very nice all that lovely piggy fat and the crunch crackly outside skin, but yesterday I kept being sick, bright yellow water, it has turned the cream carpet green in the PSB's room..............

so today AB has cooked me rice and peas and carrots with a little bit of roasted chicken oh heaven. She only gave me a Little but it was SOOOOOO nice, now having run around the garden trying to catch the bats I shall lie in front of the fire on my sheepy for the evening.

BTW who has fiddle with the sun it stayed up too late, the moon is late it doesn't match the wall time and the children won't go to bed and AB is going to have a hissy fit!

Personal Christmas in pink

So HMD has had a personal Christmas but it is the time of eggs and rabbits and chocolate, there is a tree with wooden and glass eggs on the window sill which goes flying when the neighbours go past with my fiend Doug the dog.

She has a been given a house for small people, I have had the maid and untidy her hair, There are plates of food but you can not lick the food off the plates and it has no smell,

The litter are not at school for the next 2 weeks, the weather is cold and they do not want to go out on long walks ( I am very grateful as I don't like having cold paws and ears).

Mossie visited today feeling very old and stiff he was dragged out over the Brecons in the cold yesterday, he lay on my sheepy in front of the fire place, I let him because he is old and AB said it was good sharing hmmmmmm! and she did put me on her lap, Mossie looked at me to say that a dogs place is not on a lap, but then he is a barn dog and too big to be a lap warmer.

Mad cleaning

Clean Bed covers, and Teddy's all fresh smelling so I'd better make it a bit Bruce smelling,

every where has been cleaned I hope Freddy isn't coming . AB normally does big cleaning when Freddy is coming with people. Freddy's woman can make AB very odd , the litter go and hide in their bedrooms.

AB is talking about personal Christmas for HMD, and she will be having a tree because its a festival weekend,

The children have to go to the pointy building with bells in and sing. I remember the spring festival it includes chocolate chicken baby rugby balls that AB hides around the garden for them to find and I'm better at finding them than the litter. We now have little plastic chicken baby rugby balls that she put chocolate in but I can still find them. I got quite good at getting the covering off, if you don't take the covering off it makes you have multi coloured sparkly poo!

Personal Christmas

my trees are happy and lots of planting has been going on. But we have had another personal Christmas, no house decorations, no trees in the house but presents for Aplha Bitch and lots of cards,and it was something called "Mothers day"as well. I didn't have to go to church like the litter to say thank you for AB, I got a great walk with AD. I love to rip up the gift paper.

Its Crufts this week I loved the fly ball last year jumping at the box with little people in,last night we watched the handbag dogs.

Monday was haircut day again with Lucy at Super dog,

Tuesday my friends Hattie and Billy (Westies) went to see Lucy and it was Skye's turn last Friday, so now we all look so smart when we play in the park.

AB has found some huge Black friends called Nelson and Minnie, they are giant schanutzers they run round the plant shop and scoff my bic bics.........

Treat today our friends at the fruit farm have a mouse problem so we (Maggie and me) have been running through the blueberry field hunting hunting great fun but we didn't catch a mouse or rat humph

HORSEY POO and fox poo on the drive

ya hoooooooo, AB, went to the fruit farm and played with Maggie and Slipper she won't take me there because the girls make me naughty, well an old spaniel and a terrier who would like to be my girlfriend but AB had the necessary removed, ducks and chickens every where and the horses, not to mention hedges full of rabbits and badgers, too much fun waiting for a Westie.
I know thats where she had been because I could smell the girls on her jeans, but I could also smell stables.............. AB and HMD had brought a huge bag of horsey poo home and put it in the back garden by the garage. I pushed my nose into it and sniffed HEAVEN very fresh not even half a clock old, there was one large fllumpy horsey apple that I took out and munched, horses eat FLAPJACK but no syrup in the horse food, AB then dragged the bag up to the two trenches she has dug for trees, great more trees I need more hiding space, she then tipped it into the trenches and before I could get to roll in it, covered it with gritty mud humpf!
The trees came, brought by a tall nice smelling man, he had come from the top of the county where the hills are a long way apart, we now have cooking apple, 2 pears, apricots, quince and cherry the garden should look pretty when they flower, AD has put metal things into the ground for posts (peeing zone ) AB has bought roses for the fences and seeds for the litter to grow veg in pots so I can't pee on them, they want corn, old blue jeans, tom art o's, peppers and chilies, I hope they will water them.

AB was not happy this morning there was a huge POO not mine a big stinky something had turded up in the night, It was grim I think it was human she is cross as I managed to get a bit on me, not intentionaly it was too bad for me to want to smell like that , chunks of poatoes carrot and sweetcorn, DISGUSTING! AB picks up my poo in little orange bags and bins it, some owners should not have hounds.
I now smell like a DOVE, thats what it said on the bottle, Dove body wash. Lots of warm water, paddle in the bath, come down stair wraped up like a small one from the llitter in a towle and then the hot fur blower that she put on her head and HMD's head, my fur is SO silky, because I'm worth it

sky high

oh my paws and whiskers the whirly birds are out, zooming over the roof of the house, so close that I am sure a man will drop in for tea and cakes, I don't mind whirly birds its double whirly birds with land rovers hanging underneath them I'm not too sure about. But what I really don't like are MIGS, Migs zoom over the valley so fast that you can never see them, well not where the noise is. You can hear them coming as they rip through the air howling but the picture and the sound never match.

I like big balls in the sky with baskets underneath, The man at the end of the garden has a basket in the room that should be a garage but has rats..... I have visited there before the fence came and surrounded the garden. I caught a rabbit by the basket. I like baskets that hang in the sky.

This the weather this weekend has been so been such a treat the warm sunshine in my fur ooh , I am still waiting for the much talked about Horsey poo to turn up AB says its for the fruit trees but I am hoping for a good roll in it first.

At last

There now you can see how cute I am,

I came from the Westie Rescue Centre in Swindon.

www.westierehoming.me.uk

I was 12 weeks old and had be bought by my old people, as a companion for a Rotwieler ( think chew toy)

My new pack : a litter of 2 have a boy(PSB)who plays on the play station while I sit on the bed and lean on him. I can't play on the playstaion as I dont have thumbs so he take my go.

A girl (HMD)who is so kind and takes me to ballet on Tuesdays where there are lots of small children with soft toys. I like to borrow soft toys people dont want them back after I have chewed them.

I take girl to school every morning and afternoon. I love all the Children at school I have learnt not to take toys from pushchairs and that people even thouhg they keep biscuits in the basket under a buggy the biscuits are not for me!

Alpha bitch (AB) mummy spoils me, she says she would have like a small human but had me insted.

Alpha dog (AD) goes out of the house in the car every morning with the boy, pops home at the same time everyday for food and then goes off until dark.

PSB is picked up by car every afternoon I like to go to the school its full of funny half humans not small ones like at HMD's school but not big grumpy people, they all smell of hormones, but when they come to the house to play they give me lots of fuss, and some of the mummies oh wow I love the mummies fuss fuss more fuss.

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my first blog

hi I am Bruce a Westhighland Terrier,
this is going to be my dog blog.

I love to walk along the banks of the river Wye and around the Forest of Dean.
I have lots of dog friends as I am very sociable.
I love Biscuits and babies and Bears OH MY