Changing rooms

so they yellow truck came and left parcels, The parcels were unwrapped and put togther with our any fuss and it looks like this, everything neet and tidy

tic tick tickty tick tick the carpet has gone and now I sound like a BluebellGirl as I run over the wooden floor. AB is thrilled as she hated the carpet it worked like an early warning system for a migrain as the patterns made her grumpy. You can see my sheepy infront of the fire, its been too warm to have the fire lit.

The Ikea van came today carrying boxes Not too sure what is in them but they looked heavy and there were 16..........

the house of tiny people

look! I told you, a big small house with tiny people in. They have a piano, two cats,and another small house for the children to play with.

They need a table in the kitchen, the children are savages eating their supper on their laps on the sofa, at least they don't have a TV, there are some standards,

Things will change when AB builds the basement then they will have a dinning room, and tiny winy knives and forks that don't cut up the food with no smell that won't come off the plate.

Today I am HIGH MAINTENANCE HOUND,

two days ago I turned out the bin and ate roast pork, westies tummy's don't like roast pork! It was very nice all that lovely piggy fat and the crunch crackly outside skin, but yesterday I kept being sick, bright yellow water, it has turned the cream carpet green in the PSB's room..............

so today AB has cooked me rice and peas and carrots with a little bit of roasted chicken oh heaven. She only gave me a Little but it was SOOOOOO nice, now having run around the garden trying to catch the bats I shall lie in front of the fire on my sheepy for the evening.

BTW who has fiddle with the sun it stayed up too late, the moon is late it doesn't match the wall time and the children won't go to bed and AB is going to have a hissy fit!

Personal Christmas in pink

So HMD has had a personal Christmas but it is the time of eggs and rabbits and chocolate, there is a tree with wooden and glass eggs on the window sill which goes flying when the neighbours go past with my fiend Doug the dog.

She has a been given a house for small people, I have had the maid and untidy her hair, There are plates of food but you can not lick the food off the plates and it has no smell,

The litter are not at school for the next 2 weeks, the weather is cold and they do not want to go out on long walks ( I am very grateful as I don't like having cold paws and ears).

Mossie visited today feeling very old and stiff he was dragged out over the Brecons in the cold yesterday, he lay on my sheepy in front of the fire place, I let him because he is old and AB said it was good sharing hmmmmmm! and she did put me on her lap, Mossie looked at me to say that a dogs place is not on a lap, but then he is a barn dog and too big to be a lap warmer.

Mad cleaning

Clean Bed covers, and Teddy's all fresh smelling so I'd better make it a bit Bruce smelling,

every where has been cleaned I hope Freddy isn't coming . AB normally does big cleaning when Freddy is coming with people. Freddy's woman can make AB very odd , the litter go and hide in their bedrooms.

AB is talking about personal Christmas for HMD, and she will be having a tree because its a festival weekend,

The children have to go to the pointy building with bells in and sing. I remember the spring festival it includes chocolate chicken baby rugby balls that AB hides around the garden for them to find and I'm better at finding them than the litter. We now have little plastic chicken baby rugby balls that she put chocolate in but I can still find them. I got quite good at getting the covering off, if you don't take the covering off it makes you have multi coloured sparkly poo!

Personal Christmas

my trees are happy and lots of planting has been going on. But we have had another personal Christmas, no house decorations, no trees in the house but presents for Aplha Bitch and lots of cards,and it was something called "Mothers day"as well. I didn't have to go to church like the litter to say thank you for AB, I got a great walk with AD. I love to rip up the gift paper.

Its Crufts this week I loved the fly ball last year jumping at the box with little people in,last night we watched the handbag dogs.

Monday was haircut day again with Lucy at Super dog,

Tuesday my friends Hattie and Billy (Westies) went to see Lucy and it was Skye's turn last Friday, so now we all look so smart when we play in the park.

AB has found some huge Black friends called Nelson and Minnie, they are giant schanutzers they run round the plant shop and scoff my bic bics.........

Treat today our friends at the fruit farm have a mouse problem so we (Maggie and me) have been running through the blueberry field hunting hunting great fun but we didn't catch a mouse or rat humph

HORSEY POO and fox poo on the drive

ya hoooooooo, AB, went to the fruit farm and played with Maggie and Slipper she won't take me there because the girls make me naughty, well an old spaniel and a terrier who would like to be my girlfriend but AB had the necessary removed, ducks and chickens every where and the horses, not to mention hedges full of rabbits and badgers, too much fun waiting for a Westie.
I know thats where she had been because I could smell the girls on her jeans, but I could also smell stables.............. AB and HMD had brought a huge bag of horsey poo home and put it in the back garden by the garage. I pushed my nose into it and sniffed HEAVEN very fresh not even half a clock old, there was one large fllumpy horsey apple that I took out and munched, horses eat FLAPJACK but no syrup in the horse food, AB then dragged the bag up to the two trenches she has dug for trees, great more trees I need more hiding space, she then tipped it into the trenches and before I could get to roll in it, covered it with gritty mud humpf!
The trees came, brought by a tall nice smelling man, he had come from the top of the county where the hills are a long way apart, we now have cooking apple, 2 pears, apricots, quince and cherry the garden should look pretty when they flower, AD has put metal things into the ground for posts (peeing zone ) AB has bought roses for the fences and seeds for the litter to grow veg in pots so I can't pee on them, they want corn, old blue jeans, tom art o's, peppers and chilies, I hope they will water them.

AB was not happy this morning there was a huge POO not mine a big stinky something had turded up in the night, It was grim I think it was human she is cross as I managed to get a bit on me, not intentionaly it was too bad for me to want to smell like that , chunks of poatoes carrot and sweetcorn, DISGUSTING! AB picks up my poo in little orange bags and bins it, some owners should not have hounds.
I now smell like a DOVE, thats what it said on the bottle, Dove body wash. Lots of warm water, paddle in the bath, come down stair wraped up like a small one from the llitter in a towle and then the hot fur blower that she put on her head and HMD's head, my fur is SO silky, because I'm worth it