HORSEY POO and fox poo on the drive

ya hoooooooo, AB, went to the fruit farm and played with Maggie and Slipper she won't take me there because the girls make me naughty, well an old spaniel and a terrier who would like to be my girlfriend but AB had the necessary removed, ducks and chickens every where and the horses, not to mention hedges full of rabbits and badgers, too much fun waiting for a Westie.
I know thats where she had been because I could smell the girls on her jeans, but I could also smell stables.............. AB and HMD had brought a huge bag of horsey poo home and put it in the back garden by the garage. I pushed my nose into it and sniffed HEAVEN very fresh not even half a clock old, there was one large fllumpy horsey apple that I took out and munched, horses eat FLAPJACK but no syrup in the horse food, AB then dragged the bag up to the two trenches she has dug for trees, great more trees I need more hiding space, she then tipped it into the trenches and before I could get to roll in it, covered it with gritty mud humpf!
The trees came, brought by a tall nice smelling man, he had come from the top of the county where the hills are a long way apart, we now have cooking apple, 2 pears, apricots, quince and cherry the garden should look pretty when they flower, AD has put metal things into the ground for posts (peeing zone ) AB has bought roses for the fences and seeds for the litter to grow veg in pots so I can't pee on them, they want corn, old blue jeans, tom art o's, peppers and chilies, I hope they will water them.

AB was not happy this morning there was a huge POO not mine a big stinky something had turded up in the night, It was grim I think it was human she is cross as I managed to get a bit on me, not intentionaly it was too bad for me to want to smell like that , chunks of poatoes carrot and sweetcorn, DISGUSTING! AB picks up my poo in little orange bags and bins it, some owners should not have hounds.
I now smell like a DOVE, thats what it said on the bottle, Dove body wash. Lots of warm water, paddle in the bath, come down stair wraped up like a small one from the llitter in a towle and then the hot fur blower that she put on her head and HMD's head, my fur is SO silky, because I'm worth it