the house of tiny people

look! I told you, a big small house with tiny people in. They have a piano, two cats,and another small house for the children to play with.

They need a table in the kitchen, the children are savages eating their supper on their laps on the sofa, at least they don't have a TV, there are some standards,

Things will change when AB builds the basement then they will have a dinning room, and tiny winy knives and forks that don't cut up the food with no smell that won't come off the plate.

Today I am HIGH MAINTENANCE HOUND,

two days ago I turned out the bin and ate roast pork, westies tummy's don't like roast pork! It was very nice all that lovely piggy fat and the crunch crackly outside skin, but yesterday I kept being sick, bright yellow water, it has turned the cream carpet green in the PSB's room..............

so today AB has cooked me rice and peas and carrots with a little bit of roasted chicken oh heaven. She only gave me a Little but it was SOOOOOO nice, now having run around the garden trying to catch the bats I shall lie in front of the fire on my sheepy for the evening.

BTW who has fiddle with the sun it stayed up too late, the moon is late it doesn't match the wall time and the children won't go to bed and AB is going to have a hissy fit!

Personal Christmas in pink

So HMD has had a personal Christmas but it is the time of eggs and rabbits and chocolate, there is a tree with wooden and glass eggs on the window sill which goes flying when the neighbours go past with my fiend Doug the dog.

She has a been given a house for small people, I have had the maid and untidy her hair, There are plates of food but you can not lick the food off the plates and it has no smell,

The litter are not at school for the next 2 weeks, the weather is cold and they do not want to go out on long walks ( I am very grateful as I don't like having cold paws and ears).

Mossie visited today feeling very old and stiff he was dragged out over the Brecons in the cold yesterday, he lay on my sheepy in front of the fire place, I let him because he is old and AB said it was good sharing hmmmmmm! and she did put me on her lap, Mossie looked at me to say that a dogs place is not on a lap, but then he is a barn dog and too big to be a lap warmer.

Mad cleaning

Clean Bed covers, and Teddy's all fresh smelling so I'd better make it a bit Bruce smelling,

every where has been cleaned I hope Freddy isn't coming . AB normally does big cleaning when Freddy is coming with people. Freddy's woman can make AB very odd , the litter go and hide in their bedrooms.

AB is talking about personal Christmas for HMD, and she will be having a tree because its a festival weekend,

The children have to go to the pointy building with bells in and sing. I remember the spring festival it includes chocolate chicken baby rugby balls that AB hides around the garden for them to find and I'm better at finding them than the litter. We now have little plastic chicken baby rugby balls that she put chocolate in but I can still find them. I got quite good at getting the covering off, if you don't take the covering off it makes you have multi coloured sparkly poo!

Personal Christmas

my trees are happy and lots of planting has been going on. But we have had another personal Christmas, no house decorations, no trees in the house but presents for Aplha Bitch and lots of cards,and it was something called "Mothers day"as well. I didn't have to go to church like the litter to say thank you for AB, I got a great walk with AD. I love to rip up the gift paper.

Its Crufts this week I loved the fly ball last year jumping at the box with little people in,last night we watched the handbag dogs.

Monday was haircut day again with Lucy at Super dog,

Tuesday my friends Hattie and Billy (Westies) went to see Lucy and it was Skye's turn last Friday, so now we all look so smart when we play in the park.

AB has found some huge Black friends called Nelson and Minnie, they are giant schanutzers they run round the plant shop and scoff my bic bics.........

Treat today our friends at the fruit farm have a mouse problem so we (Maggie and me) have been running through the blueberry field hunting hunting great fun but we didn't catch a mouse or rat humph