HORSEY POO and fox poo on the drive

ya hoooooooo, AB, went to the fruit farm and played with Maggie and Slipper she won't take me there because the girls make me naughty, well an old spaniel and a terrier who would like to be my girlfriend but AB had the necessary removed, ducks and chickens every where and the horses, not to mention hedges full of rabbits and badgers, too much fun waiting for a Westie.
I know thats where she had been because I could smell the girls on her jeans, but I could also smell stables.............. AB and HMD had brought a huge bag of horsey poo home and put it in the back garden by the garage. I pushed my nose into it and sniffed HEAVEN very fresh not even half a clock old, there was one large fllumpy horsey apple that I took out and munched, horses eat FLAPJACK but no syrup in the horse food, AB then dragged the bag up to the two trenches she has dug for trees, great more trees I need more hiding space, she then tipped it into the trenches and before I could get to roll in it, covered it with gritty mud humpf!
The trees came, brought by a tall nice smelling man, he had come from the top of the county where the hills are a long way apart, we now have cooking apple, 2 pears, apricots, quince and cherry the garden should look pretty when they flower, AD has put metal things into the ground for posts (peeing zone ) AB has bought roses for the fences and seeds for the litter to grow veg in pots so I can't pee on them, they want corn, old blue jeans, tom art o's, peppers and chilies, I hope they will water them.

AB was not happy this morning there was a huge POO not mine a big stinky something had turded up in the night, It was grim I think it was human she is cross as I managed to get a bit on me, not intentionaly it was too bad for me to want to smell like that , chunks of poatoes carrot and sweetcorn, DISGUSTING! AB picks up my poo in little orange bags and bins it, some owners should not have hounds.
I now smell like a DOVE, thats what it said on the bottle, Dove body wash. Lots of warm water, paddle in the bath, come down stair wraped up like a small one from the llitter in a towle and then the hot fur blower that she put on her head and HMD's head, my fur is SO silky, because I'm worth it

sky high

oh my paws and whiskers the whirly birds are out, zooming over the roof of the house, so close that I am sure a man will drop in for tea and cakes, I don't mind whirly birds its double whirly birds with land rovers hanging underneath them I'm not too sure about. But what I really don't like are MIGS, Migs zoom over the valley so fast that you can never see them, well not where the noise is. You can hear them coming as they rip through the air howling but the picture and the sound never match.

I like big balls in the sky with baskets underneath, The man at the end of the garden has a basket in the room that should be a garage but has rats..... I have visited there before the fence came and surrounded the garden. I caught a rabbit by the basket. I like baskets that hang in the sky.

This the weather this weekend has been so been such a treat the warm sunshine in my fur ooh , I am still waiting for the much talked about Horsey poo to turn up AB says its for the fruit trees but I am hoping for a good roll in it first.

At last

There now you can see how cute I am,

I came from the Westie Rescue Centre in Swindon.

www.westierehoming.me.uk

I was 12 weeks old and had be bought by my old people, as a companion for a Rotwieler ( think chew toy)

My new pack : a litter of 2 have a boy(PSB)who plays on the play station while I sit on the bed and lean on him. I can't play on the playstaion as I dont have thumbs so he take my go.

A girl (HMD)who is so kind and takes me to ballet on Tuesdays where there are lots of small children with soft toys. I like to borrow soft toys people dont want them back after I have chewed them.

I take girl to school every morning and afternoon. I love all the Children at school I have learnt not to take toys from pushchairs and that people even thouhg they keep biscuits in the basket under a buggy the biscuits are not for me!

Alpha bitch (AB) mummy spoils me, she says she would have like a small human but had me insted.

Alpha dog (AD) goes out of the house in the car every morning with the boy, pops home at the same time everyday for food and then goes off until dark.

PSB is picked up by car every afternoon I like to go to the school its full of funny half humans not small ones like at HMD's school but not big grumpy people, they all smell of hormones, but when they come to the house to play they give me lots of fuss, and some of the mummies oh wow I love the mummies fuss fuss more fuss.

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my first blog

hi I am Bruce a Westhighland Terrier,
this is going to be my dog blog.

I love to walk along the banks of the river Wye and around the Forest of Dean.
I have lots of dog friends as I am very sociable.
I love Biscuits and babies and Bears OH MY